Skip to content
trufa
Happy now

Friday evening

Tonight, in order.

Built around Motel No Tell.

Starts at Motel No Tell at 5 PM.

Three stops, 4 minutes of walking between them, each still pouring when you walk in.

  1. Directions to Motel No Tell

    Stop 1, 5 PM

    CocktailsMotel No Tell

    East Village · ★ 4.7 Google

    4 - 7 PM· you’re there until 5:50 PM

    $10 poolside frozen cocktails · $10 select cocktails & margs

    Checked 1 week ago+3 more →

  2. 1 minute on foot to Phoenix BarDirections from Motel No Tell to Phoenix Bar

    Stop 2, 5:51 PM

    CocktailsPhoenix Bar

    East Village · ★ 4 Google

    3 - 7 PM· you’re there until 6:41 PM

    $4 bud / bud light · $5 wells · $6 red / white wine

    Checked 1 week ago

  3. 3 minutes on foot to A10Directions from Phoenix Bar to A10

    Stop 3, 6:44 PM

    BitesA10

    East Village · ★ 4.4 Google

    4 - 8 PM· pours until 8 PM

    $12 rangeela pakora · $16 golden pearls · $18 candolim squid

    Checked 32 days ago+1 more →

Every stop is still pouring when you walk in, with at least 25 minutes of its happy hour left. A walk is the straight line plus a quarter, at 84 meters a minute, and never more than 8 minutes. Evenings go in order of their walking, in three-minute steps (up to 2 minutes, 3 to 5, 6 to 8 and so on); within a step the cheaper evening leads, adding up the lowest drink price at each stop, counting no shots, drinks with no alcohol in them or rounds sold as one thing, and the middle of the board's prices for a bar left without one, then the one with more stops checked in the last 30 days, then the better rated, then the one trying more kinds of deal, then the shorter walk.

Other evenings